Golf Gestapo
In the world's best sport aka Golf, the Golf Gestapo is an overzealous Starter or Course Marshal. They'll harass you over arriving early, bitch for wanting seperate carts, micromanage your scramble, search your gear for hidden beer, or any number of things that make them feel like they have some power in life. The word was famously coined from the comedic duo M.B. & T.M. at Hodge Park in Kansas City Missouri
*Us coming out of the club house*
Starter: "Hey I need to see your receipt!"
M.B.: "Our receipt? We literally just walked in and out to pay for our round. Why in the hell do you need to see our receipt?"
Starter: "I want to verify that you paid for the round and the carts. Without a receipt you can't play."
M.B.: "What are you the Golf Gestapo? We play here weekly and have never dealt with this. Ask Bill over there and he'll tell you to pound rocks. We're not showing you a damn receipt."
Starter: "Receipt or no play."
M.B.: "Jawohl!"
Starter: "Hey I need to see your receipt!"
M.B.: "Our receipt? We literally just walked in and out to pay for our round. Why in the hell do you need to see our receipt?"
Starter: "I want to verify that you paid for the round and the carts. Without a receipt you can't play."
M.B.: "What are you the Golf Gestapo? We play here weekly and have never dealt with this. Ask Bill over there and he'll tell you to pound rocks. We're not showing you a damn receipt."
Starter: "Receipt or no play."
M.B.: "Jawohl!"
Golf Gestapo by WalterWWhite December 13, 2022
