A particularly virulent strain of Gonorrhea caused by illicit sexual intercourse with Tiger Woods. In the US, known incidences have increased rapidly since November of 2009, although it is not clear exactly how long this disease has run rampant.
Golf Clap cannot be spread by sharing toilets and bathrooms or by those who have Jesse Jamesed
Golf Clap cannot be spread by sharing toilets and bathrooms or by those who have Jesse Jamesed
"If I have Golf Clap, can it be transmitted to my unborn, out of wedlock, child?"
"If I am experiencing and outbreak of Golf Clap, should I avoid sexual intercourse with men dressed as Nazi's?"
"If I am experiencing and outbreak of Golf Clap, should I avoid sexual intercourse with men dressed as Nazi's?"
by ratchet42 April 21, 2010
by _IAmNoOne_ February 24, 2020
A sex act involving the repeated tapping of your finger tip against the head of your penis while penetrating a woman's ass and vagina simultaneously.
"After desperately struggling to keep up on the back nine, he realized he was only a few strokes away from earning a golf clap"
by Asjfester May 06, 2016
A lewd sexual act involving two males and one female. While in the Eiffel Tower position, both men's scrotums quietly smack together successively.
Hey dude wanna tag-team that hoe? I don't think you'll hear the golf clap over the sound of her moans.
by Christopher Unfazed December 10, 2008
"Golf Clap" is a new STD. (Sexually Transmitted Disease) Origins of the disease point to Tiger Woods, a famous golf player, when he slept with his mistress.
by C-gorog December 03, 2009
1.verb, to move your hips back and forth causing your balls to clap against your upper crotch region and your shoal
2.a swigging action where your balls come in contact with your frontal regions and your butt
2.a swigging action where your balls come in contact with your frontal regions and your butt
1.) Dude what are you doing? the golf clap man...
2.) My hoe didn't want to do anything with me that bitch, so I golf clapped that bitch in her eyes,that bitch got two black eyes now...
2.) My hoe didn't want to do anything with me that bitch, so I golf clapped that bitch in her eyes,that bitch got two black eyes now...
by scubasam09 February 21, 2007
golf clap (gawlf klap)
–noun
a person (typically of female sex) that does not reciprocate in the act of fornication. i.e. a chick that simply lays on her back while you plow her. coincidentally, a "golf clap" is as worthy of its moniker as an "applause" would be of its own.
–noun
a person (typically of female sex) that does not reciprocate in the act of fornication. i.e. a chick that simply lays on her back while you plow her. coincidentally, a "golf clap" is as worthy of its moniker as an "applause" would be of its own.
"It's like when you clap your hands; You don't move just one hand, you move both of them... Unless it's a golf clap."
"She was definitely a 10 until I took her home and found out she was a golf clap."
"She was definitely a 10 until I took her home and found out she was a golf clap."
by Evee123zy June 07, 2009