Golden sauna

When the last person in the sauna takes a crafty piss into the water bucket ready for the next users, giving a very pungent aroma to clear the sinuses.

Take a wazz in the bucket old chap. Andy really enjoys a golden sauna.

Golden sauna by Scatboy July 1, 2008

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Golden Sauna

The act of pissing into a campfire to create a steamy golden mist for you and your "camp"-patriots.

Kyle created a golden sauna using the force of his abdominal floor to push golden liquid from his bladder into a stream onto the campfire. Thanks Kyle!

Golden Sauna by jrockandthefunkyfresh April 24, 2015

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Golden Sauna

When taking a piss in a porta-a-john on a cold night and the steam from it rises up and hits you.

"Hey, smell me"

"Why?"

"I just took a golden sauna"

Golden Sauna by Proto314 September 26, 2017

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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