Golden Dildo 

the ancient coveted dildo made of solid gold rumored to be from Cabildo. Discovered in history by Moses, he lead the jews out with his magical dildo. It is believed it lights the way at night. Since then it has been in the possession of Caesar, Alexander the Great, NPH. Its whereabouts are now unknown but a young man named Clayton Acy is on a journey around the world to find it.

Acy "Golden Dildo"

Golden Dildo by the golden dildologist February 25, 2010

Golden Dildo 

A status of being awesome.

That car is the Golden Dildo

Mike is a Golden Dildo

Golden Dildo by The Golden Dildo December 4, 2010

golden dildo 

ive got pretty tired of calling people retard, cock hole, fag, etc... so ive decided when somebody whats to be a dumbass im just gonna call them a golden dildo

me: ron why are you such a golden dildo?
ron: what are you talking about?
me: god damn your a golden dildo.

golden dildo by mr86vision November 15, 2009

GoldenDildo 

A dildo that has magic powers and is said to only penetrate virgins. And is also used by fat chicks for pleasurement in the asshole and vagina making them squirt pussy juice all over themselves.

Example1:Hey Tim! Have you been raped by the GoldenDildo yet?

Example2:i heard that the fat chick over there got raped by the GoldenDildo.

GoldenDildo by blorchinator33.432.43432.3 January 16, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019