Golden Corral is a huge buffet where rednecks, hoosiers, and poor people go to eat as much as they want until they literally throw up on the floor and make their server clean it up. If you eat at the Golden Corral, expect to constantly be asked for
money by the crackheads sitting
next to you. If you are eating at Golden Corral and you have to either
pee, poop, or throw up, simply do it on the floor right next to your table and your server
will clean it up and the end of the day.