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Gold Caps 

A term used for magical mushrooms, also known as shrooms
yo dude you got them gold caps?
yeah man i do and i tripped hella balls
Gold Caps by nebraskan stoner April 3, 2008

captain jew gold 

The captain of the Jewish gold reserves. Commonly seen stealing money from unsuspecting customers and insider trading. Rides a magic sleigh. Wears red robes and winter gear. Delivers presents. Is not Santa Claus.
(sees captain jew gold)
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!
captain jew gold by Solid Snail October 12, 2013