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going to paris 

When two men take a skank and enter her in both the vagina and asshole at the same time, while all three are standing. They than high-five with both hands over her head, thus making the "Eiffel Tower" a popular Paris landmark.
hey jack, i wonder if that girl has ever been to Paris?

Hey (skank), have you ever been to Paris?

Let's 'Eiffel tower' this (tramp).

I would have finished my homework ma'am, but i was too busy 'going to Paris'.
going to paris by MVO January 27, 2008
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going to paris 

“that’s weird... cracktivies are going to paris now”
going to paris by ayup ayup June 21, 2021

I’m going to Paris

A sentence used when you are implying that you want to use a sex position called the Eiffel Tower.
Some random girl: fuck I’m really horny yo *points at two guys*
I’m going to Paris, wanna come with me?
The guys: Sure

Going Back to Paris 

Having to start over from the beginning, especially after making a lot of progress.

The popular Twitch streamer and YouTuber Atrioc said this phrase many times in his video titled "He Took My World Record. I Need It Back.", where his goal was to speedrun all of the main missions in Hitman: World of Assassination in a row on the hardest difficulty, and if he messed up, he had to start over from Paris, which is the first location in the game.
*Accidentally knocks down a house of cards that's taken hours to build*

"Guess we're going back to Paris..."

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016