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Going to Grandmas

The act of telling your girlfriend that you're going to your grandma's house, but really opting to stay home all night masturbating and playing video games.
"I'm sorry Grace. I can't do anything tonight because I'm going to my grandma's."
Going to Grandmas by Rabix April 2, 2005
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Going To Grandmas

Act of telling your friends that you dont want to hang out because you're going to your grandmas house. But your really sitting at home cybering with a 40 year old man named Spike and playing Japanees Video Games.
Sorry Paul I cant hang out, Im goin to my Grandma House.
Going To Grandmas by TSM April 5, 2005

Going to Grandmas

The act of first dating a hideous girl with really hairy arms and then ditching her to maturbate and play video games.
"Grace, have you looked in a mirrior lately? You can't get anyone else to go! Besides, I'm going to my grandma's."
Going to Grandmas by chefpaul April 6, 2005

Going to visit grandma 

Having sex.
Bob asked me to go visit grandma.
I said OH YES.
Let's just say, we are always going to visit grandma.(;

Going to see Grandma

Going to see Grandma. Verse. Saying. Is slang for saying "banging a hot chick" or simply Sex.
Lance: "I love going to see Grandma... I love it so much I sometimes see her 2 or 3 times a week!"
Going to see Grandma by Kozbot January 20, 2009
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