The watermelon god is one of the few amazing gods. The watermelon god is the ruler of all things and is what everything in life revolves on. If the watermelon god is with you , you know your safe in life. Praise the Watermelon god.
Hey did you hear about the watermelon god, I heard it's amazing.
Ever since I started worshiping the watermelon god my life has changed for the better!
A term allegedly invented by Amir Blumenfeld in the Jake and Amir episode "Soup Kitchen" to describe vodka.
You showed up completely high. You were handing out water bottles filled with vodka and shouting "One free bottle of godwater to anybody who goes home right now and skips dinner."
~ Jake Hurwitz
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'