Goatee Rider 

When your sexual partner has the more hairy genitals.

Jeff: Hey man! What's up?

You: I'm a little down in the sack..

Jeff: Oh. I know what's going on.. Your chick's got that Goatee Rider going on.

You: Yeah..

Jeff: Bring that broad over here! I love that shit!!

Goatee Rider by BathroomHUMOR February 20, 2011

ride the goatee 

To receive oral sex from someone who has a goatee.

Hey Ang, when you coming over to ride the goatee?? You know you wanna!!

ride the goatee by Amangalicious December 17, 2007