The Goat Rapture is like the Rapture movie, but instead of people being sucked into the sky, the goats of the world are slowly disappearing.
*goat noise slowly drifts upwards*
Will: Hey, James did you here that?
James: Don't worry it's probably just the impending doom of the Goat Rapture.
Will: Oh, never mind then.
Will: Hey, James did you here that?
James: Don't worry it's probably just the impending doom of the Goat Rapture.
Will: Oh, never mind then.
by TeamCade May 13, 2016
Get the Goat Rapturemug.