Goat ass

Something said when something does now go your way, "right in the goat ass" said when you are angry. Does not litterally mean the anus of a goat. Goes along with Bull fuck. (See Bull Fuck)

Jamie: "He left me because I wouldnt put out!"
Kristin: "Thats bull fuck in the goat ass"

Daniel: "Fuck me in the goat ass!"
Jeff: "What hapened dude?!?"
Daniel: "My car got broken into"

by AdamDtheWizard January 11, 2011

Goat Ass

from adam sandler..

"Put up your dukes..."
"I got no fucking dukes"

by not you September 18, 2003

Goat Ass

A form of email signature similar to Regards, Best Regards, or Sincerely for when you really want to sign the email with a big, "Fuck you,"

Goat Ass,

Richard Feltersnatch

by Richard Feltersnatch November 3, 2022

Goat Ass Nigga

Someone who is a savage in life and approaches everything with reckless abandon

That dude did so much blow and smashed all that ass, he must be a Goat Ass Nigga

by Hella Goat June 22, 2017

goat-ass latte

(GAL, for short) a caffeinated beverage consisting of espresso, steamed milk, and a dab of milk froth, considered "goat ass" as the coffee bean is over-extracted or stale, reminiscent of the hind quarters of a certain four-legged creature. See also McDonald's McCafe.

Damn Gina, french kissing you sure has been ruined by that goat-ass latte I guzzled this morning.

by hellvitcachild April 8, 2010

Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.

Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?

by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

Fuck Me up the Goat Ass

A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.

It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.

After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.

* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"

by Skelator Lester Z Doja XXXXXXX October 4, 2008