That stupid fucking effect when you’re trying to get a full fucking send shot for the gram and the fucking camera makes it look like pussy shit
The GoPro effect is when your camera makes shit look a hell of a lot less steep and makes it look really easy
This effect happens with phones and action cams where the shot doesn’t come out looking as cool
The effect can help to make some shots very rarely look fucking lit but so far the only way to not look like a bitch when hitting jumps on mtb or on bmx or whatever you ride is to just hit the jumps bigger or have a pro camera
Buddy see that master hill over there
-Yeah
I’ll go record you going down it
-ok that shit has a big jump in it
Don’t even worry
-dropping in
Oh dude that was fucking dope
-really let’s see
Dude I forgot about the GoPro effect
-oh shit eh That’s aight though
-later on the gram-
Pussy ass bitch of a dude, “that’s easy you did literally nothing”
-kid come for a rip and see what it really looks like
Pussy ass bitch, “no I’m good I’ll you need to know is yous a bitch”
-fucking GoPro effect
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."