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Go Ask Alice 

A book describing a teenage girl's experiences with various drugs and typical teenage problems, i.e. sex, running away, etc. A very good book, albeit it doesn't really help people fear drugs. In fact, several of my friends and I have told each other that it actually makes us want to do drugs.
After reading "Go Ask Alice," Kate and I are trying LSD. Dylan and I are planning on hitchhiking somewhere. Our lives, are fucked, to put it bluntly.
...it's still a good book.
Go Ask Alice by sharkbaithoohaha December 25, 2007

go ask alice 

A bullshit fake diary written by an anti-drug Mormon woman with a series of 'diaries', that are listed as non-fiction to scare little kids into not doing drugs, joining a gang or the occult, getting pregnant, getting anorexia, or getting AIDS.

What never ceases to amaze me is that some people still think that these diaries are by real teenagers, even though they are share the same writing style and are all completely fake. Our English teacher gave this book to us when we were 12 and told us it was a real diary. We were all cracking up before the end of it.
Excerpt from Go Ask Alice:

"Oh those were fun, fun times! I'm going to start on a diet this very day. I will be a positively different person by the time we get to our new home. Not one more bite of chocolate or nary a french fried potato will pass my lips till I've lost ten globby pounds of lumpy lard."

Yes, that sounds like a 15-year-old girl's diary...
go ask alice by Angelacia July 15, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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