They feel like there 50% aluminum and 50% polymer brick is the best on the market when you can't hit anything with it. They always bash 1911s even though there handgun is obviously inferior to todays market
That fags a glock lover.
by Bashin May 21, 2019
by Glock Blocked February 23, 2017
If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.
I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.
by L0VEQU1NN April 15, 2022
Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.
Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.
-Later-
Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.
-Later-
Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.
by The_Inlander February 16, 2013
When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.
Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.
Nuclear weapons.
Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.
Nuclear weapons.
by Cody5050 June 8, 2022
Everyone else has their Walthers but Mike still carries his Glock . I know a Glock sucker when I see one
by Biggest poppa October 4, 2021
When two guys that are best friends each take a picture with there penises in each other mouths. This is not gay because no homo is in effect.
by Totally straight. April 2, 2022