Glizzy Gobbler 9000

The human version of someone who eats a lot of hotdogs

Look at Connor, He's a Glizzy Gobbler 9000

by Glizzy9000 March 9, 2022

Glizzy Lizard

A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.

1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"

by PrettyMuchBro June 16, 2021

Glizzy Alarm Clock

A kick in the dick to start your day right.

I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.

by Witch Trinity December 13, 2022

Boston cream glizzy

An eclair is really just a boston cream pie in glizzy form

Yo dawg, pass me another Boston cream glizzy, I got a sweet tooth

by Harry Areola March 12, 2022

Tang glizzy

Tang delicious glizzy 😩💦💦

Ayo tang lemme get that tang glizzy

by Tang lover March 1, 2021

glizzy tonka

It means like you put it on your Straightness or it’s used as an Insult to call someone Gay because you don’t wanna be a glizzy tonka 😭😭

“Guy1” Yo did you Steal my Shit

“Guy2” on Glizzy Tonka I ain’t do that 😭😭
“Guy 1”Oh for real? 😭😭

by Thomas.ong May 23, 2023

glizzy ganker

The occurence of which a blade is inserted to penetrate skin, which then the wound is fucked by inserting the glizzy (nickname for hot dog, glock, or in this case, the dick/penis) into said wound.

I gave Susie the good ol' glizzy ganker a few days ago.

by TiddyTaster July 1, 2022