A woman that has no intelligence in any aspect of life except inflicting misery and despair for everyone that surrounds her. The only part of the brain that properly functions is the ventrolateral part of the ventromedial hypothalamus which is scientifically proven to cause premeditated nefarious acts. (Evil plotted acts) Some but not all actions include use of manipulation, intimidation, destruction, jealousy, clinginess and self pity to get what makes her truly happy. And that is being the center and sole cause of destroying happiness of people that have good intentions and sympathy for her. It only feeds on broken happiness.
I cannot belief that after all these years, she turned into "Glenda" and drove me to the psych ward with all the shot she pulled.
by Stapleton Shake'n'Bake October 5, 2019
by nodgepodge November 22, 2021
1) Causing a natural disaster in a faraway location by singing or humming
2) Replacing the innocence of corrupted middle school students while being entirely insane yourself
2) Replacing the innocence of corrupted middle school students while being entirely insane yourself
When Jennifer could no longer make a "that's what she said" joke, we knew that it was a result of the Glenda effect.
by soon2besmerin March 13, 2010
It's someone turning another gender from the original one. the face of regret is a side effect of becoming Glenda. the Panther is similar to the Cougar slang that's below in their mid-30s. but they're not like the Cougars as they prefer to very nice and well buffed. also, they wear maid outfits.
by mistakes, nitpicking, June 26, 2021
Check out that Dirty Glenda with the sideburns in the crushed velvet suit and hush puppy shoes along the wall sipping his rusty nail.
by Clifton Twist January 15, 2006
The Glenda-man is when I are penetrating a women in the missionary position you put ur feet on the wall an then run along the wall like Spider-Man does :) an p.s it is important to make sure you're at the right distance from the wall :)
by Laurenn.louisee April 5, 2016
A motto that Bostonian hipster women say to themselves when preparing for a job interview in order to remind themselves that boring, conservative, unattractive women are more likely to get jobs. This motto often results in hipster women removing their leggings, vans and fedoras before their interview.
"I was going to wear my favorite COEXIST T-shirt to my interview but then i remembered that Glendas get jobs."
by TooSharpe June 3, 2014