giving birth

To defecate a volume that one is not accustomed to; the act of voiding feces in masses comparable to a newborn child.

After being constipated for three days, Wesley's trip to the lavatory felt like giving birth.

by Pirut Jaque May 19, 2005

give birth

have a shit -very much like being in labor, complete with "trimesters" and 'pain' (i feel the 'baby' kicking!!)

i was seriously pregnant, and knew i'd better rapidly get to a toilet and give birth!

i was in my third trimester, and having intense labor pains!

i got to a toilet just as the 'baby's' head came out, and then i proceeded to give birth!

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

giving birth

when a guy needs to shit bad and has poop contractions that are less than 2 minutes apart from each other

i need to go home and give birth

by dexter delay February 04, 2003

Give birth to Pumbaa

To give birth to Pumbaa is to push out a huge log ... to have a shit ... It's big, brown and smelly just like Pumbaa from The Lion King ... think of Pumbaa being born.

Me: I need to give birth to Pumbaa
My friend: Eww

by SM_defined August 01, 2020

give birth to a diglett

to take a shit, curl one off, drop the kids of at the pool etc in reference to the turd like pokemon

dude i gotta give birth to a diglett

by Monk286 May 28, 2009

Giving birth to a Marine

To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.

Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"

by Frainslug December 28, 2005

give birth to a politician

To excrete solid bodily waste; to take a shit. The implication that the average politician is a(greedy, corrupt, duplicitous)piece of shit(which is true, in most cases).

"I'll be right back; I gotta go give birth to a politician."

by Jeff Wagenhals July 13, 2007