Girl scout cookies

Overpriced cookies sold by adolescent girls, known to have addictive qualities.

Girl Scout cookies are like a drug, once you start consuming them, you can’t stop.

by KingOfPotatoes June 2, 2018

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Cookies that girl scouts buy the whole stock of from Safeway, Walgreens, etc.. and re-sell for a higher price than what they payed for. They do usually taste pretty good, but only because its from somewhere else. And for the price, nah not worth it, just get cookies from your local grocery store.

Guy: How much do these Girl scout cookies costs?
Girl scout: 10$
Guy: 10$?! for only 10 cookies?! I can just go to the Safeway down the street and get the same cookies for 5$!

by Halcynixa December 9, 2021

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Girl Scout Cookies best known for Northern California's weed.

Yo, you got some Girl Scout cookies?

by xoxxooxo July 14, 2015

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A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, diabetes, ect.

Why do those little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack 25% of your daily fat into just two of them?

The only possible answer: they are evil.

by Steve Martin 1202 March 3, 2008

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The most crazy delicious treat the world has ever known.

Benefits of consumption include building girls of courage, confidence, and character, who make the world a better place via the application of life skills such as goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills and business ethics.

www.girlscoutcookies.org

"Do Girl Scout Cookies help girls positively impact their communities and the world?"

Through a mouthful of Thin Mint: "Yesh!"

by tinjuchic February 5, 2010

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