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Girl Bestie 

It's your female best friend when you're a guy. She's your bestie who happens to be your girl. Not, I repeat, NOT your girlfriend. These are two separate people.
"My girl bestie hates my girlfriend." "Why, cause she's jealous?" "No, she'd rather chew busted glass than bust it open. She thinks my girl is a snakey bitch."
Girl Bestie by Auntie Coon July 7, 2025

Ask out your girl bestie

May 21
The day you ask your bestie (Valerie)

Give your girl Bestie a hoodie 

If it’s October 19th then you need to give your girl best friend a hoodie whether you like it or not.
Girl bestie: “Hey it’s National give your Girl bestie a hoodie day”
Guy: “alright, here ya go take it.”

bestie girl 

A boy that is you’re bestie but occasionally acts like a girl; most likely named Patrick
“Hey bestie girl” - you
Shut up” - them
bestie girl by j.flosa August 4, 2019
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026