giraffe

Cockney rhyming slang for 'laugh'.

"I'm telling you it's nine inches."
"Nine inches? That little thing. You're 'avin' a giraffe, mate."

by The Strut October 12, 2004

Giraffe

To exaggerate someones height.

Wow, Taylor Swift? She's so giraffe.

by drmeow October 16, 2011

Giraffe

A codeword meaning the person was linked to something from the website Imgur.

"Giraffe."
"why are we saying giraffe?"
"we are from imgur but secretly don't want you to know."

by Ruinseverything February 3, 2013

Giraffe

A tall awkard animal that eats and poops.

"Damnnn stop being a giraffe"

by Pielover69 February 27, 2013

Giraffe

A sadistic piece of shit that beats it's opponents with it's long-ass neck....

Don't be such a fucking giraffe, jacob...

by Giraffe_man September 20, 2017

giraffe

a tall skinny women, that has a long neck, and very skinny legs.

"Dude that women belongs in the zoo with the rest of the giraffes"

by ojotheshow April 26, 2009

Giraffe

A position during sex, it roughly describes a very tall person about 7'3 bobbing their neck up and down repeatedly during sex while also doing a cartwheel all over the bed. Giraffe is a daring position, I do not recommend it for anyone who wants to keep their penis after sex

"Holy fuck that Giraffe last night took my dick clean off"

by Michelle Obama99 November 6, 2022