Gillian Anderson

Bisexual icon. Amazing, talented, show-stopping, never seen before. Hottest being to grace the earth with her existence. Her smile feels like a thousands stars shining upon you. Her eyes hide the deepest oceans and you should see a therapist if you never in your life wanted her to pin you to a wall and make out with you. That is all.

"Who's your favorite milf?"
"Gillian Anderson, duh."

Gillian Anderson by gothgillian January 13, 2021

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Gillian Anderson

gorgeous, auburn tressed, pre-raphaelite, alabaster beauty and talented actress. best known for playing the aloof, skeptical dana scully of X-Files fame.

Gillian's classical good looks have won her the admiration of many a straight guy and gay girl alike.

Gillian Anderson by dagger_grrl February 20, 2004

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Gillian Anderson

Hottest woman alive.
Tv icon (bi-con).
Turns all the girls and nbs gay (including me).
Part of the sexiest duo ever (with David Duchovny).
I love her.

Person: "Who is that woman on your lock screen? And what is 'xfiles'?"
Me: "WHO IS THAT? WHO IS THAT??? FIRST OF ALL SHE IS NOT A WOMAN, SHE'S A GODDESS AND HER NAME IS GILLIAN ANDERSON.
SECOND OF ALL GET. OUT. OF. MY. HOUSE. AND COME BACK ONLY AFTER YOU'VE WATCHED THE X-FILES."

Gillian Anderson by TheBeatlesGeo February 8, 2022

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Dirty Gillian Anderson

Shitting in her cunt Jimmy Carr style, then snowballing, followed by scraping the dried cum off her teeth the next morning.

I broke up with my girlfriend by doing the ol' Dirty Gillian Anderson, she's still in therapy.

Dirty Gillian Anderson by Glen Madley, cum thirsty cock May 19, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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