Gideon is a very kind hearted soul. He may appear skinny but sooner he will be bigger then all the other men! He will always be there for his friends any time. He is a very loyal guy!
by LadyGaga_Gaga May 10, 2022
A ginger with lots of freckles, resides in NYC but is a rare sighting. He plays soccer but is never actually played.
by Kdemon12 January 13, 2020
A stupid republican, fascist, thinks he knows everything, is social, sexist, racist, has Donald trump lips, never finds the moment in bed.
by Snarlness March 23, 2016
An imagined scenario that is played out elaborately in one's head, or created verbally with friends, usually regarding scenarios that will never happen in real life.
Lexi: I had a gideon the other day about what I would do if I saw Julia at work.
Cristine :Oh, what!?
Lexi: I'm walking towards her and I start shaking my head. I say, "I can't believe you still work here". Then I grab her by the collar and push her against a brick wall , like an 80's high school movie. Everyone around me starts shouting, " punch her, punch her!". Instead I spit on her shoe, and say, "Get the hell out."
Christine: Oh my gosh thats so good! And then Julia starts crying as you're walking away!
Lexi: Yeah, and then kids start shoving her in the shoulder as they walk by her!
Christine: Then poop starts leaking down her pants
Lexi: Yeah, like she's in some constant state of diarrhea
Christine: Yeah, poopin her pants in front of everyone
Lexi: Then the janitor walks by her and throws up
Sarah: In her hair!
Sam: What's a gideon?
Sara: Oh you know, when you like act out a whole story in your head of something that would happen, even if it would never actually happen
Cristine :Oh, what!?
Lexi: I'm walking towards her and I start shaking my head. I say, "I can't believe you still work here". Then I grab her by the collar and push her against a brick wall , like an 80's high school movie. Everyone around me starts shouting, " punch her, punch her!". Instead I spit on her shoe, and say, "Get the hell out."
Christine: Oh my gosh thats so good! And then Julia starts crying as you're walking away!
Lexi: Yeah, and then kids start shoving her in the shoulder as they walk by her!
Christine: Then poop starts leaking down her pants
Lexi: Yeah, like she's in some constant state of diarrhea
Christine: Yeah, poopin her pants in front of everyone
Lexi: Then the janitor walks by her and throws up
Sarah: In her hair!
Sam: What's a gideon?
Sara: Oh you know, when you like act out a whole story in your head of something that would happen, even if it would never actually happen
by Misslovelylovely May 29, 2019
A secretive group of people that place Bibles in hotel rooms. Since no-one has ever actually seen a gideon, it is believed that they started out as outcast ninjas the had embraced christianity. Government programs concentrating on capturing and studying gideons have so far been unsuccessful.
"I'm gonna call the reception and tell them I'm don't have a bible in my room, maybe I'll get lucky and see a gideon".
by Crapper McGee March 28, 2004
A creature of plight that dwells near the same location of The Shaw. Like it's neighbor, The Gideon possesses a great odor of the mouth. Most beings that come into contact with The Gideon are forever scarred if not outright terminated. Unlike its distant relative, The Gideon has only one useful appendage. All others are limited to a specific purpose. The most questionable appendage is that of a globe-like entity on what should be a neck. It appears to control all movement although that fact is widely disputed by scientists. Most all researchers do agree that this creature is not at all intelligent and fails in any attempts to disguise the inept abilities it possesses.
by mickey July 23, 2004