To put off several different tasks at once, usually to smoke some weed. Can also refer to the state of lethargy that typically accompanies such activity.
Instead of paying the rent and going to class, I decided to get stoned with two birds and smoke a joint.
by themilkmantrink August 22, 2011
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My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
Exactly, get two birds stoned at once
by PhatPJ March 13, 2010
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When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out
Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds
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Can be an expression of excitement or bewilderment for something truly extraordinary, including doubt of its sheer existence.
: Did you know that one cigar shaped asteroid was actually an alien ship?
: Get the bird outta' the cage! No way!
by ultrabrick November 8, 2018
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