george washington surprise 

When a male puts his erect penis into the mouth of an unconcious female. When she wakes up, she has a mouth full of wood. Thus the name "george washington surprise"

Dude, I gave that chick a george washington surprise after she passed out, and she didn't realize till she woke up.

The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.

george washington surprise by Michael Giordano February 1, 2007

George Washington Swag 

Any act of striking an epic "forward leaning, one knee high" pose so as to resemble George Washington in the famous "Crossing of the Delaware" painting. It should be struck in any crowded moving vehicle so as to set one's self apart from the less heroic mortals around you.

Ideal locations for George Washington Swag include but are not limited to:
Convertibles
Jeeps
Golf Carts
Parade Floats
Slow Moving Amusement Park Rides
Any prominent location on a boat
And atop shopping carts in Wal-mart (Experts Only)

I knew our savior had finally come the instant I checked his George Washington Swag

George Washington Swag by Cptn. Handsome October 28, 2010

george washington surprise 

For a man to put his erecet penis in the mouth of a sleeping woman. When she wakes up she then has "wood" in her mouth. Named for the belief that George Washington had wooden teeth.

"Damn, when she passed out last night, I gave her the old george washington surprise ."

george washington surprise by Mike Giordano May 9, 2007

George Washington slept here 

A phrase used to mock or convey doubt of a claim. The New York Times puts it as “a common punch line for dubious historical claims.” The phrase’s infamy originated from the sheer amount of such signs in colonial places used to advertise and get people’s attention.

There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.

“Did you know Shakespeare invented the letter Q?”
“Yeah, sure, and George Washington slept here.”

George Washington slept here by PinkCripps August 25, 2019

george washington sexual 

when you have a sexual attraction to george washington

i think im george washington sexual

george washington sexual by rick.astley6969 February 20, 2023

George Washington High School 

This is a school filled with mother fucking creekers and dumnbass rednecks. The best part of this school is that the cool kids are rednecks. The football kids are a bunch of niggers on roids. They piss pants when they lose and they really need there best player back Ryan Switzer. BUT WE ALL LOVE.

Some george washington high school,,, G-DUB kid peed when he lost the game.

George Washington High School by GWHS February 25, 2018

george washington middle school 

A dumbass school with lame ass teachers and wack security and bipolar students.

Did you see what happened yesterday?
OMG yeah george washington middle school is crazy

george washington middle school by skskskskssk89 April 20, 2019