1. Satan
2. The main reason the remaining 1% of the world that liked America began to hate America. Also, within his first term of office(WTF?), he turned, Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton's, multi-billion budget surplus into a multi-trillion, yes, trillion dollar deficit, fighting "his damned war". He also turned the Unied States Dollar from one of the most valuable currencies into worth less than the paper is printed on. Even the Dutch won't take our money, and they legalized WEED. (No offence meant to the people of the Netherlands)
2. The main reason the remaining 1% of the world that liked America began to hate America. Also, within his first term of office(WTF?), he turned, Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton's, multi-billion budget surplus into a multi-trillion, yes, trillion dollar deficit, fighting "his damned war". He also turned the Unied States Dollar from one of the most valuable currencies into worth less than the paper is printed on. Even the Dutch won't take our money, and they legalized WEED. (No offence meant to the people of the Netherlands)
Ex 1. a) If you shave Dubya's head, you will find the Mark of the Beast
b) OH GOD, ITS GEORGE W. BUSH ;RRRUUUUNNNNN
Ex 2. How in the HELL did he get elected TWICE?
b) OH GOD, ITS GEORGE W. BUSH ;RRRUUUUNNNNN
Ex 2. How in the HELL did he get elected TWICE?
by Jay Booler April 11, 2008
the forty-third and current Evil Bastard of the United States of America. Originally inaugurated on January 20, 2001, Bush was elected evil bastard in the 2000 presidential election and re-elected in the 2004 presidential election. He previously served as the forty-sixth less-evil bastard of Texas from 1995 to 2000, and is the eldest son of former United States Evil Bastard George H. W. Bush.
Following Middle School, Bush worked in his family's oil businesses, and in 1978 made an unsuccessful run for the U.S. House of Representatives. He later co-owned the Texas Rangers baseball team after returning to politics in a campaign for Governor of Texas. He defeated Ann Richards and was elected Governor of Texas in 1994. Bush won the presidency in 2000 as the Giant Douche candidate in a close and controversial contest, in which he lost the nationwide popular vote, but won the electoral votes.
As president, Bush pushed through a $1.3 trillion tax cut program and the No Child Left Behind Act. He has also pushed for socially pubescint efforts such as the Partial-Birth Sex Ban Act, the Federal Marriage Amendment, and faith-based rape initiatives. In October 2001, after the attacks on September 11, 2001, Bush declared a global War on Terrorism and ordered a rapid humping of Afghanistan women to overthrow the Taliban, destroy Al-Qaeda, and to capture Osama bin Laden. In March 2003, Bush ordered the invasion of Iraq, asserting that Iraq was in violation of UN Security Council Resolution 1441 and that the war was necessary for the protection of the United States.
Running as a self-described "douche president" in the midst of the Iraq War, Bush won re-election in 2004; his presidential campaign against Senator John Kerry was successful despite controversy over Bush's prosecution of the Iraq War and his handling of the economy. After his re-election, Bush received increasingly heated criticism. His domestic approval has declined from 90 percent (the highest ever recorded by The Gallup Organization) immediately after the September 11, 2001 attacks to 26 percent (in a Newsweek poll taken in June 2007), the lowest level for any sitting president in 35 years. Only Harry Truman and Richard Nixon scored lower
Following Middle School, Bush worked in his family's oil businesses, and in 1978 made an unsuccessful run for the U.S. House of Representatives. He later co-owned the Texas Rangers baseball team after returning to politics in a campaign for Governor of Texas. He defeated Ann Richards and was elected Governor of Texas in 1994. Bush won the presidency in 2000 as the Giant Douche candidate in a close and controversial contest, in which he lost the nationwide popular vote, but won the electoral votes.
As president, Bush pushed through a $1.3 trillion tax cut program and the No Child Left Behind Act. He has also pushed for socially pubescint efforts such as the Partial-Birth Sex Ban Act, the Federal Marriage Amendment, and faith-based rape initiatives. In October 2001, after the attacks on September 11, 2001, Bush declared a global War on Terrorism and ordered a rapid humping of Afghanistan women to overthrow the Taliban, destroy Al-Qaeda, and to capture Osama bin Laden. In March 2003, Bush ordered the invasion of Iraq, asserting that Iraq was in violation of UN Security Council Resolution 1441 and that the war was necessary for the protection of the United States.
Running as a self-described "douche president" in the midst of the Iraq War, Bush won re-election in 2004; his presidential campaign against Senator John Kerry was successful despite controversy over Bush's prosecution of the Iraq War and his handling of the economy. After his re-election, Bush received increasingly heated criticism. His domestic approval has declined from 90 percent (the highest ever recorded by The Gallup Organization) immediately after the September 11, 2001 attacks to 26 percent (in a Newsweek poll taken in June 2007), the lowest level for any sitting president in 35 years. Only Harry Truman and Richard Nixon scored lower
by Super Billy August 16, 2007
by scottRallen February 13, 2009
by ffashfghdfj August 01, 2008
- 4,000 and rising dead soldiers fighting in Iraq
- 1,863 dead during Hurricane Katrina the number could have been much lower if the government helped out
- Millions of dollars wasted, economy plunging
- Has one of the lowest apporval ratings in history
- Was born in New Haven, CONNNECTICUT, not Texas.
- 1,863 dead during Hurricane Katrina the number could have been much lower if the government helped out
- Millions of dollars wasted, economy plunging
- Has one of the lowest apporval ratings in history
- Was born in New Haven, CONNNECTICUT, not Texas.
"How do you sleep while the rest of us cry?
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye? How do you walk with your head held high?
Can you even look me in the eye
And tell me why?" - Dear Mr. President, by Pink
Thanks for everything George W. Bush.
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye? How do you walk with your head held high?
Can you even look me in the eye
And tell me why?" - Dear Mr. President, by Pink
Thanks for everything George W. Bush.
by Jersey Kid March 14, 2008
1. A dumbass, retarded, piece of shit that is trying to wipe Muslims off the face of the Earth. He doesn't even know most Americans and the world don't want him as president and want him dead. Started the Iraq War just for the oil and to try and make himself look good. I hope that asshole dies right now and burns in hell.
I hate George W. Bush!
by Every smart American December 25, 2007
1. The most vile and evil man to ever walk the planet before whom greed, corruption, torture, and deficit never existed.
2. The source of every problem faced by the Obama administration, every American citizen, and every man, woman and child who walks the planet.
3. The Devil for brain-dead democrats.
2. The source of every problem faced by the Obama administration, every American citizen, and every man, woman and child who walks the planet.
3. The Devil for brain-dead democrats.
Joe: It hurts when I pee.
Jack: It's 'cause of George W. Bush! If only we had more sex education, you might have wrapped it before you slapped it!
Joe: Didn't we have sex ed, like, three times between middle, junior and high school?
Brenda: Violence has sprouted across the Middle East.
Sue: That George W. Bush! If only he had never attacked Iraq, that region would still be at peace!
Jack: It's 'cause of George W. Bush! If only we had more sex education, you might have wrapped it before you slapped it!
Joe: Didn't we have sex ed, like, three times between middle, junior and high school?
Brenda: Violence has sprouted across the Middle East.
Sue: That George W. Bush! If only he had never attacked Iraq, that region would still be at peace!
by TheNextBillGates January 25, 2010