by ffashfghdfj August 1, 2008
Statics show that he is the most unpopular president in American History. only 29% of this country like him. Turned America into a wealthy beacon of light and hope for the world into a drowning in debt, falling ecomnomy, most hated country in the world. Did his best to make minorities such as muslims look bad.
by B3NG4L1 4 L1F3 May 24, 2008
1.An Asshole
2.Someone you want to kick in the balls and drag out into the street and use as a human speedbump because he is selfish and all he wants is money
3.Someone who cant pernunciate correctly
2.Someone you want to kick in the balls and drag out into the street and use as a human speedbump because he is selfish and all he wants is money
3.Someone who cant pernunciate correctly
by radly December 24, 2007
George W. Bush probably the most destructive power in the world at this time. He has pointed fingers at every person in the world and has blamed them for his mistakes, labelling them "Terrorists." HE is the terrorist.
a joke:
On the first night of being president, George W. Bush was worried about being president, and was worried that he'd be good for the coutry. So on the first night in office, he fell asleep, and had a dream about himself and George Washington. He asked Washington "what should I do to be a good president for the country?" Washington replied "never tell a lie." Bush responded "well, other people really tell me what to say, so I'm not sure I can really do that, but thanks." On the second night, Bush dreamed of Jefferson. "what should I do to be a good president for the country?" he asked of Jefferson. Jefferson told him to "listen to the people". Bush replied "well, the republican party really is the one to give me my orders, so I don't know if I can do that, but thank you." On the third night, Bush dreamed of Abraham Lincoln. This time he thought 'good, this president is a Republican, maybe he can give me some advice I can follow!' and he again asked "what can I do to be a good president for this country?" Lincoln repied " Go to the theatre."
On the first night of being president, George W. Bush was worried about being president, and was worried that he'd be good for the coutry. So on the first night in office, he fell asleep, and had a dream about himself and George Washington. He asked Washington "what should I do to be a good president for the country?" Washington replied "never tell a lie." Bush responded "well, other people really tell me what to say, so I'm not sure I can really do that, but thanks." On the second night, Bush dreamed of Jefferson. "what should I do to be a good president for the country?" he asked of Jefferson. Jefferson told him to "listen to the people". Bush replied "well, the republican party really is the one to give me my orders, so I don't know if I can do that, but thank you." On the third night, Bush dreamed of Abraham Lincoln. This time he thought 'good, this president is a Republican, maybe he can give me some advice I can follow!' and he again asked "what can I do to be a good president for this country?" Lincoln repied " Go to the theatre."
by Aarynia December 14, 2007
the forty-third and current Evil Bastard of the United States of America. Originally inaugurated on January 20, 2001, Bush was elected evil bastard in the 2000 presidential election and re-elected in the 2004 presidential election. He previously served as the forty-sixth less-evil bastard of Texas from 1995 to 2000, and is the eldest son of former United States Evil Bastard George H. W. Bush.
Following Middle School, Bush worked in his family's oil businesses, and in 1978 made an unsuccessful run for the U.S. House of Representatives. He later co-owned the Texas Rangers baseball team after returning to politics in a campaign for Governor of Texas. He defeated Ann Richards and was elected Governor of Texas in 1994. Bush won the presidency in 2000 as the Giant Douche candidate in a close and controversial contest, in which he lost the nationwide popular vote, but won the electoral votes.
As president, Bush pushed through a $1.3 trillion tax cut program and the No Child Left Behind Act. He has also pushed for socially pubescint efforts such as the Partial-Birth Sex Ban Act, the Federal Marriage Amendment, and faith-based rape initiatives. In October 2001, after the attacks on September 11, 2001, Bush declared a global War on Terrorism and ordered a rapid humping of Afghanistan women to overthrow the Taliban, destroy Al-Qaeda, and to capture Osama bin Laden. In March 2003, Bush ordered the invasion of Iraq, asserting that Iraq was in violation of UN Security Council Resolution 1441 and that the war was necessary for the protection of the United States.
Running as a self-described "douche president" in the midst of the Iraq War, Bush won re-election in 2004; his presidential campaign against Senator John Kerry was successful despite controversy over Bush's prosecution of the Iraq War and his handling of the economy. After his re-election, Bush received increasingly heated criticism. His domestic approval has declined from 90 percent (the highest ever recorded by The Gallup Organization) immediately after the September 11, 2001 attacks to 26 percent (in a Newsweek poll taken in June 2007), the lowest level for any sitting president in 35 years. Only Harry Truman and Richard Nixon scored lower
Following Middle School, Bush worked in his family's oil businesses, and in 1978 made an unsuccessful run for the U.S. House of Representatives. He later co-owned the Texas Rangers baseball team after returning to politics in a campaign for Governor of Texas. He defeated Ann Richards and was elected Governor of Texas in 1994. Bush won the presidency in 2000 as the Giant Douche candidate in a close and controversial contest, in which he lost the nationwide popular vote, but won the electoral votes.
As president, Bush pushed through a $1.3 trillion tax cut program and the No Child Left Behind Act. He has also pushed for socially pubescint efforts such as the Partial-Birth Sex Ban Act, the Federal Marriage Amendment, and faith-based rape initiatives. In October 2001, after the attacks on September 11, 2001, Bush declared a global War on Terrorism and ordered a rapid humping of Afghanistan women to overthrow the Taliban, destroy Al-Qaeda, and to capture Osama bin Laden. In March 2003, Bush ordered the invasion of Iraq, asserting that Iraq was in violation of UN Security Council Resolution 1441 and that the war was necessary for the protection of the United States.
Running as a self-described "douche president" in the midst of the Iraq War, Bush won re-election in 2004; his presidential campaign against Senator John Kerry was successful despite controversy over Bush's prosecution of the Iraq War and his handling of the economy. After his re-election, Bush received increasingly heated criticism. His domestic approval has declined from 90 percent (the highest ever recorded by The Gallup Organization) immediately after the September 11, 2001 attacks to 26 percent (in a Newsweek poll taken in June 2007), the lowest level for any sitting president in 35 years. Only Harry Truman and Richard Nixon scored lower
by Super Billy August 16, 2007
1. Satan
2. The main reason the remaining 1% of the world that liked America began to hate America. Also, within his first term of office(WTF?), he turned, Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton's, multi-billion budget surplus into a multi-trillion, yes, trillion dollar deficit, fighting "his damned war". He also turned the Unied States Dollar from one of the most valuable currencies into worth less than the paper is printed on. Even the Dutch won't take our money, and they legalized WEED. (No offence meant to the people of the Netherlands)
2. The main reason the remaining 1% of the world that liked America began to hate America. Also, within his first term of office(WTF?), he turned, Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton's, multi-billion budget surplus into a multi-trillion, yes, trillion dollar deficit, fighting "his damned war". He also turned the Unied States Dollar from one of the most valuable currencies into worth less than the paper is printed on. Even the Dutch won't take our money, and they legalized WEED. (No offence meant to the people of the Netherlands)
Ex 1. a) If you shave Dubya's head, you will find the Mark of the Beast
b) OH GOD, ITS GEORGE W. BUSH ;RRRUUUUNNNNN
Ex 2. How in the HELL did he get elected TWICE?
b) OH GOD, ITS GEORGE W. BUSH ;RRRUUUUNNNNN
Ex 2. How in the HELL did he get elected TWICE?
by Jay Booler April 11, 2008
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