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gentleness

In short, the anus. The asshole. The puckered lips of one's inner booty.
"Hemorrhoids make me feel as though bees are stinging me on my gentleness"
by w1nt3rmut3 August 24, 2004
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Gentlemens Agreement

A verbal agreement established by a Quality Control Manager and made with another person or group of people. It is manadatory that for a gentlemens agreement to take place that a paper trail must not exist, and the party that iniates and finalizes the gentlemens agreement must notify a third party that everything is under control because I made a gentlemens agreement with them. Great caution must be excercised when forming this type of agreement because it is not legally binding in any way and can result in a negative outcome.
I realize that we were directed in writing to correct the elevation of the sprinkler heads, but dont worry because I made a gentlemens agreement to only correct some of the sprinkler heads.
by Magnus Ver Magnussen May 6, 2010
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bed gentleperson

Someone that you both sleep with and go on dates with, but it's very casual and definitely not going anywhere. Fills the space between a friend with benefits/bedpiece and someone you are dating. Can be gendered as needed to bed gentleman or gentlewomen.
Last night I went out to dinner and hooked up with my bed gentleperson, but I think I'm going to set him up with my friend tomorrow.
by Cauliflower49 October 12, 2015
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Gentlemens Relish

The resltant gooey mess, that explosively manifests itself, following vigorous self-agitation, or by one or more females performing acts of extreme jollity upon ones bodily parts.

Spunk, Guy Goo, Semen, Josh
For her Crimble Snowstorm, I called up the best Gentlemes Relish I had to offer.

She said "Thank you kind sir for such a selfless act of generosity in supplying my tidy little pussy with so much gentlemens relish." To which I replied "No worries lass!"
by Porlus December 30, 2007
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gentlemens shot

In beer pong when the ball rolls back to you on your shot, you get the oppurtunity to grow again but from behind your back. Coined by rob Abbadessa 2004
I missed but got the ball back time for a gentlemens shot
by Yeatrustme April 23, 2015
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gentlemens relish

by nivek August 27, 2003
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Gentlemens gel

I sprayed so much gentlemens gel into my partners hair she looked like Cameron Diaz in "Theres something about Mary".
by Single handed sailor April 21, 2010
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