"Generation Pussy" (our country's future)- they have now made dodgeball, tag and hide and seek against the rules. I don't know about you but some of those childhood games taught me invaluable life lessons such as; DUCK when someone throws something at you and RUN when someone is chasing you. Our kids are reduced to 2' tall monkey bars and playing hangman with sidewalk chalk. Oh wait - that smacks of the death penalty so certainly some over-reactive, neurotic, pussifying parent will insure that hangman is banned also....sigh.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A group of people that is still, presently developing, born between 1990 and 1995. These people have been usurped by the actions, wants, desires, and general lifestyle of Paris Hilton.