Gayness Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder. Most commonly found in gay children(ex. MILES), the main symptoms of this disorder is a lack of Non-homosexuality and too much Gay activity or excessive Faggotness and homo daydreaming, there has also been cases where the subject having random outbursts of gay dance moves and making very homo noises while sneezing. Ritalin is the drug of choice to treat GayDHD.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.