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A vertical stripe of hair above female genitals that sometimes resemble an 18th century moustache.
Often found a few weeks after a Brazilian and usually found on women in their 30’s.
"Fuck me Mum, I almost sneezed and sharted myself while chin deep in this fat tart's poon the other night, her gash tash would have done you proud, here's a pic..."

"Hey Bob, you could clean a rusty spoon with your wife’s gash tash, get it shaved off you arsehole acrobat"
gash tash by Chris Davie May 9, 2008
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When a bloke cuts himself severely when shaving on the mustache area. He has a Gash Tash.

A nick name for someone who severely cut themselves shaving on the mustache.
I gashed my tash yesterday when shaving!

Hey, Terry cut his top lip yesterday badly when shaving, i'm gonna call him Gash Tash from now on!
Gash Tash by sangraygin July 5, 2012

gash with a tash 

a woman with lots of pubic hair around her gash
dam shes some gash with a tash

gash with a tash 

a womans gash (vagina) with lots of pubic hair around it like a moustache, a moustache of the pubic kind!
cornelius: ows ya new bitch?
buba: dam that bitch is gash with a tash

gashtashtrophy 

Word used to describe a woman or a group of women who are particularly hideous looking.

Or to describe a drunk horny woman after a heavy night on the town.
Dude 1: Mate don't go in that night club, its an absolute gashtashtrophy in there.

Dude 2: Thanks for the heads up. Ill go somewhere else.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026