Cute until he opens his mouth. Rude, won't get over his exes, goes after ugly air heads he can easily manipulate, rude, will lie to your face, just an all around total douche bag.
Person A: what happened with Garret?
Person B: he led me on and I saw him with an ugly big nosed girl
Person B: Sounds like Garret!
Person B: he led me on and I saw him with an ugly big nosed girl
Person B: Sounds like Garret!
by Wiggleswag April 3, 2016
An extremely handsome guy that is good with the ladies until they get into bed and see his extremely small penis. Usually last in bed for 2-3 minutes and has a smelly gaping asshole that he wants all the ladies to finger.
Girl: Dude he looked so hot but when i got into the bed it was just terrible, he was a total garret.
by Jeffybboy December 8, 2013
A red headed Jewish midget that nobody likes... the creature is unsure of its sexuality and pretends he's joking when he's wrong... takes super tiny bites of his food and looks like dexter
by Booby ore the the May 11, 2017
Garret’s usually have a big cock , Garret’s are sweet and innocent on the outside but on the inside they are horn dogs. Garret’s usually have girlfriends and one side chick , Garret’s always make the side chick feel loved and like he will eventually be with them when in reality he will never leave his girlfriend
by Udontknowwhatugotthot December 26, 2017
by pika1000 bbbbb November 21, 2019