the revolting scent of farm animals, especially cows.
-Dude, thats terrible! Do you smell that? Thats total garges.
by mypseudonym6362 January 11, 2011
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A garg is a very ugly man. Dr Junzy abbreviated the term garg from the word garg-oil, which is essentially the complete opposite of an oil (an oil is an attractive man). Bad skin, a poor or balding lid, atrocious physique and other rank features are all garg like characteristics, which can lead to an individual being labelled a garg.
Junzy: Look at Gayzell's lash-rash! His face is so red!
Chorus of others: Oh yeah, Hes a complete garg!

Girl 1: I got with Jimmy last night...
Girl 2: really the 1 who has nice eyes but a shit rig?
Girl 1: yer, I'm so embarressed! Despite his beautiful blue eyes he's still such a garg!

Worm: I'm the oiliest in our house right?
Everyone else: haha are you joking!? You mean gargiest in the house right!? GARG!

At a rugby tournament...
Guy on the sideline: Why is that short bloke with no neck the manager of the Lenton Oilers!? He's not oily, he's vile! What a garg!
by silly gilly July 29, 2011
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A word that may be spoken when you have nothing to say. Also useful for eliminating awkward moments of silence.

Also see um
"Where were you last night?" "Well honey, I was busy ... 'garg'".
by freedyal May 09, 2005
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A spastic, with too much libido for his own good. And a god-like proportion. Generally a pretty stavved up guy though.
Garg, stop humping me.
by Norman Mantagonist December 13, 2003
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A mild curse derived from steve jobs' mispronunciation "garageband," which he pronounced "gargeband."
TaG: Garge!! I just died in halo and I had the flag!!
by TaG August 05, 2004
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