Garc

To perform felatio on oneself, an action than the will proceed to make the sound "garc"
Full credit to Reyna Skully

Marilyn Manson removed his bottom ribs so he could garc.

by Padlo March 20, 2016

Garc

To suck your own dick.
gahrk

Related: Garcing - to garc.

Bro, can you garc?
I hear Marilyn Manson is a garcing connoisseur.

by Obbsandlala March 19, 2016

Garc

Someone who thinks he's THE MAN. frequently screams "Babbbbyyyyyyy!!!!" in the hallway for no reason. Also, doesn't have a license or job and feeds off of his friends for rides and money. thinks he is the best at Call of Duty Black Ops and NHL. Obessessed over the rapper Lil Wayne (Weezy). thinks he's jacked, but really isn't. One vote for class intellect. Commonly uses phrases such as "Yeah me too", "koipsh", "the need???", "sircies".

1)

person 1: Babbbyyyyy!!!!

person 2: don't be such a Garc

2)

person 1: sircies im nasty at Black Ops. My KD is over 2.8 and you don't even wanna know how nasty i am at NHL.

person 2: Oh Yeah me too koipsh

3)

person 1: yo lemme get a ride to the game.

person 2: Get ur license and a job you Garc!!

person 1: koipsh?

by TheThunderDome December 19, 2010

garcing

The audible sound made when one is sucking their own dick.

Coined by Sourcefed/Super Panic Frenzy host, Reina Scully

"It was kinda hot when he was sucking his own dick, only he wouldnt stop garcing"

by kanyeisadad March 20, 2016

Garcing

The act of performing oral sex on one's self.

Steve: Dude, I caught Matt garcing the other day.

Mike: Wow dude that's a lil impressive.

by vasodys March 21, 2016

garcing

The act of a man performing fellatio on his own penis. where the man is thrusting his penis into his own throat.
"garc garc garc" - garcing
by Reina Scully March 22, 2016

The man was so well endowed I doubt he'd have to be that flexible to garc.

He shouldn't have to be garcing every night. I'm sure a nice girl will want to gark on his knob if he would go out with us.

by Ext 456 March 22, 2016

garcing

From Reina Scully, from Sourcefed:
When you are choking on your own dick.

Dude! Are you garcing right now? I can't understand what you're saying.
Maybe...I'm so lonely

by Tuberfan March 20, 2016