gaining

Gaining is the act of obtaining valuable knowledge that you definitely don't want your peers to have.

David: "Dude, are you gaining?"
Ingo: "Always be gaining!"
Rider: "Did someone say gaining?"

by alwaysbegaining April 6, 2018

Gains

A term of appreciation, originally used amongst frequent gym goers to describe a gain in muscle.
however now expanding as a term of appreciation for general bad assery.

Appreciating a painting at an art gallery, one would say, 'ah yes gains'

Upon seeing a marvelous ass, 'dude, gainssss'

by gainshenchgains October 13, 2013

Gains

Can be used in various ways, revolving around the notion of getting jacked at your nearest closet-homosexual gym. Used by meatheads, ex-'roid users, or those who suckle the teet of Whey and Protein daily.

Exclamation: "GAINS!"

Relationships: "I hope you know being my gains partner also means being my anal companion."

Social Functions: "Dude, after you finish giving me dome let's get some gains in!"

Academia:
Bill: "How are your Gainsical studies coming along?"

Mark: "They are off the chain! I have a new squat and deadlift PR! Will you bend over and let me celebrate in your butthole?"

by LordOfTheGains May 28, 2008

Gaines

Gaines is one of a kind. Arguably the most good looking, jacked human on the planet. When he walks past a girl they immediately drop their panties and blast their tight hole with 4 fingers. That’s the type of effect a Gaines has on his female counterparts. What a guy, honestly. If you know a Gaines, feel blessed. Get on his bad side and he will sonn the fuck out of you.

Did you just see that girl blasting her hole with 4 fingers? Must be a Gaines in the Area.

by Hellooook March 26, 2020

Gaining

A person who has a fetish for making someone they have sexual relations with fat.

Damn, that guy is gaining that chick.

by pe3ch March 6, 2018

Gains

Diego.

Diego is the definition of gains

by Nole2k February 3, 2020

gain

To suck air into the asshole and then fart it out. When one who has the ability to gain does this, it makes a strange sucking noise as they draw the air into their bunghole.

My cousin Peter has the unbelievable talent of being able to gain. WOW!

by Bitches Brew August 11, 2003