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A 'geenerk' is a person that embodies the traits of a geek, a nerd, and a dork. In other words, someone that you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult (geek), whose IQ exceeds his weight (nerd), and has odd interests, and is often silly at times (dork). This term was coined by Elaine Perez in September 2009 while referring to her friend Cesar Bocanegra.
If you do a survey with your friends asking them if you're a geek or a nerd, and the response back is that you're both and also a dork, then you're a geenerk.
Geenerk by MaximusMustache October 5, 2009
A derogatory word/ racial slur that is used towards aliens.
Hey look at Jim over there in his UFO, what fucking greener 👽
What's up my Greenaa
Greener by Alien Technology February 7, 2021
A player (toon) on the game ToonTown who deliberately gives low toon’s a hard time. (Makes them go sad by not helping, using low gags, refusing to toon them up, hacking in extreme cases, etc.)
You greeners are leeches! Now get out of my sight! -Coach Zucchini
Greener by Justicewithtacosandweed November 15, 2019

greenery 

Wanna go fetch some greenery?

Wanna take a hit off the greenery?
greenery by Nicole February 15, 2004

Local Greenery 

Kayla: Hey, man wanna smoke some local greenery?
Kaitlyn: Yeah, sounds like a good time.
Wyatt: CAN I HAVE SOME??????
Kaitlyn: Sure. Just don't get the munchies too bad. We'll have to buy some chips.
Local Greenery by StupidHo October 11, 2013

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence 

Refers to the way we tend to look at other people’s lives and other things that we don't have in general through rose colored glasses.

Comes from the idea of looking at a neighbours lawn and seeing it as better looking, healthier and overall greener then your own when in reality you’re just ignoring anything negative about it and downplaying everything positive about your own.
Friend#1: You’re so lucky, you went to a great college, have money and you’re so smart and will probably accomplish more by the time you’re 30 then I will in my entire life.

Friend#2: Are you serious? I’ve always envied you. People expect so much out of me. I’ve never been able to have a life because of studying and other schoolwork. If I get less then an A, people freak out like I got an F. I may accomplish that much, but with all the pressure on me I’ll probably be insane by the time I’m 35. In so many ways, I wish I could just be a regular guy with normal expectations and a normal life.

Friend#1: Wow, I honestly never looked at it that way. I guess it's true that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.