Graves

A popular grain alcohol, commonly available for $20.00 at most liquor stores.
The catch is that this alcohol is 190 proof, which means that, for those who can do the math, this shit is 95% pure alcohol, higher than over the counter rubbing alcohol. The most amazing part of drinking it is not how three shots can fuck you up to a reasonable degree or the fact that there is a XXX on the bottle, but instead the fact that it leaves your mouth numb and your throat slightly burned if drank straight.
The kind of drink to enjoy when feeling suicidal, but not when you want to hook up, for you will end up passed out on the floor naked with a strong case of whiskey dick anyway.

"Did you get that graves, son?"
"Hell yeah, brother. I'm trying to put dem purple spots on my liver tonight."

by URI boi January 15, 2009

Graves

1.A person who uses religion,or other means as a tool to get attention from others.

2.Someone who lies more then the average person does in a lifetime.

3. A Thief

Dude thats the last time I go to church and watch people pull a graves.

Lady tell the truth and don't be pulling a graves on me.

Hey man did you see that pull a graves a the jewelry store?!

by Cold_Blooded_Snake November 26, 2011

graves

every time you get up from your seat you must call out, or declare graves, otherwise your seat is free game. however, you may not have graves on multiple seats, and once you sit somewhere else your graves on the previos seat is voided.

jim got up from the couch to get a drink without calling graves and came back to see that his spot was taken. looks like jim will be sitting on the floor

by Mitchell Cook July 7, 2006

graves

Originally coined in reference to bidding ill will on someone or cursing/hexing them, it evolved into meaning any bad words spoken about someone, particularly behind their back or without their direct knowledge.

She may have seemed nice while you were here but as soon as you left it was all graves.

I know you weren't talkin' graves about me! You disrespect me, I finna pop a cap in yo ass!

by gutter rat June 20, 2008

Graves

When you burry someone/someone’s phone

*Graves you* (Burries you/burries phone*

by SkedgyEdgy June 5, 2018

graves road

A road running through Green and Springfield townships in Ross county, Ohio, noted for the incredible trashiness of the inbred, diseased families that live along it. the bane of the Ross County Sheriff's department, charged with keeping the unruly riffraff in line, at least part of the time.

Aunt Chelle: let's go up to Freshour road, score some weed and crack at Eldon's , then go swap kids with some other perverts and orgy it up!."

Colby: "Who on Graves Road will swap kids with scum like us?"

Aunt Chelle: "Aw, any of 'em will if we got dope!"

by icewolf July 19, 2012

Graves' Rage

A usually temporary fit of rage to psychosis brought on by high thyroid hormones from Graves' Disease. Because of the hormonal cause, Graves' Rage can strike without warning and last more than 12 hours. People afflicted with bouts of Graves' Rage suffer symptoms of cynicism, anger, sarcasm, emotional hypersensitivity and brutal honesty. Due to the hormone imbalance, these incidents are not usually recognized by the afflicted while they are occurring.

"Wow! Wendy Williams really hates Beyonce"

"No, its just her Graves' Rage"

by AZGG December 15, 2012