This is what you get when you put Shape Of You by Ed Sheeran through google translate... Fame, fortune and a whole lot of ten year olds singing "Gradually Watermelon" over and over again at the top of their lungs.
Kid 1: Did you see the new shirt that Malinda Kathleen Reese released yesterday?
Kid 2: Ya! Last time she sold the gradually watermelon shirt my parents told me they wouldn't buy it, but now I have a job!
Kid 3(me): I heard about that! I wish I had a job so I could buy it in the re-release...