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gobert

1: to act immaturely 2: to infect people carelessly
That dude Gobert my door
by HankReardon77 March 15, 2020
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gobert'd

Verb - the act(s) or omission(s) of one person that results in the destruction of an entire institution.
Rudy Gobert just gobert'd the NBA.

Adolf Hitler just gobert'd the League of Nations.
by mystrongsuit March 14, 2020
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Rudy Gobert

A Rudy Gobert is your friend who never takes serious issues, serious. For example, a Rudy Gobert will joke about catching COVID-19 and then he will be the tool who ends up getting COVID-19.
Hey, Antonio, don't lick your fingers after eating your hot cheetos, it is not healthy and you do not want to get sick with that COVID-19! Antonio then proceeds to lick and suck on his fingers since he does not take serious issues, seriously. "He's just being a Rudy Gobert, that fool with probably catch something." Two days later Antonio is in the hospital with COVID-19. Don't be a Rudy Gobert.
by Caltexeg March 13, 2020
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Rudy Gobert

Rudy Gobert is a dumb person who single handedly cancelled the NBA season by having the coronavirus.
Rudy Gobert? Isn't that the guy who cancelled the NBA season?
by The Definition Person 24 March 12, 2020
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Rudy Gobert

A beast. The Stifle Tower. The man, the myth, the legend. At 7'1, he's a France LEGEND!
"Dude, you pulled a Rudy Gobert on that block!"
by Sharks332 August 25, 2017
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Lane Gobert

Will be extremely hot when he's older ;) ( Lane Daniel Gobert !!!) you know it
Like to bang ditty bang JENNA SPENCER !!!

Realy sproty has some nice abs going on

i like thoose white SEE threw shorts
ya got goin' on there.
uber sexy ALMOST as hot a zac efron !! ;)
by TMSJ April 27, 2009
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govert

A verb of mixed English, Dutch and French origin used by expats in Belgium, particularly in the Brussels area. To drink progressively stronger drinks in a marathon session, usually ending the night with a martini, and waking up and going to work the next day with no apparent hangover.
"Can't believe Ryan made it in to work today! He can really govert!"
by The Idler June 12, 2013
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