Skip to main content

get a dog

Person 1: I dunno man, I've just been depressed lately.
Person 2: You should get a dog!
Person 1: Wow! Great idea!
by Gamer Eevee May 17, 2018
mugGet the get a dog mug.

get a dog

An impolite phrase thrown at someone who stumbles and trips
all over people at a bar or social gathering.
An implication that someone is blind because of their inability
to walk in a straight forward manner.
Something you tell to a person that has trouble keeping or
getting friends.
Advice given to an ugly girl who wants to catch a man.
Dude at bar: "If Tyrone doesn't quit tripping over me I'm going to kick his ass."
Waitress: "Tyrone drinks till he's blind, he needs to get a dog."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
mugGet the get a dog mug.

get a dog up ya

have an alcoholic beverage.

an australian expression derived from "hair of the dog that bit you," "get a dog up ya" is a jovial instruction to take your acoholic beverage and drink it, similar to cheers.
"I am experiencing a hang over from last night's frivolties."
"Thats a shame. Why don't you get a dog up ya? Its bound to set you straight."
"Lets both get some dogs up us."
"Lets"
by Mrs Harrigan August 18, 2007
mugGet the get a dog up ya mug.

Get a dog up ya

Bloke: fancy a drink treacle?
Bird: no way you slime!
Bloke: Ah! get a dog up ya!
by The Reds Brothers January 14, 2009
mugGet the Get a dog up ya mug.

get a dog up ya

An australian expression which really doesn't mean anything much at all. Often said whilst being drunk and yelled at high volume at the footy.
Drunk Aussie Yobbo A: Stone the flaming crows mate, essendon are losing this game
Drunk Aussie Yobbo B: yeah this is fucked
Drunk Aussie Yobbo A (Yelled out in the crowd): Come on bombers, GET A DOG UP YA!!
by mark33345 December 12, 2006
mugGet the get a dog up ya mug.

get a dog up ya

get a dog up ya!
by Electric Mind September 7, 2003
mugGet the get a dog up ya mug.

A dog could get used to this

The most predicted line in all movies where dogs are speaking English. These movies already suck enough, but having to throw in this line is an embarrassment. Were all sick of watching a dog drink coffee and read the paper!
Dog 1: This is the life. No rules, no sticks to fetch, just sitting back watching some TV.
Dog 2: I love it. A dog could get used to this.
by Puppet Killer December 20, 2009
mugGet the A dog could get used to this mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email