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Functionista 

Someone who consistently wears situationally appropriate clothing.

Anyone who dresses purely according to the dictates of function, in response to actual weather conditions and in pursuit of personal comfort.

The opposite of fashionista.
Prior to climbing the mountain the functionistas gathered at the trail head to triple check the pit zips on their gor-tex jackets, prime their camelbak hydration systems and compare multitools.
Functionista by BrainstormOverload December 29, 2008
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functionality 

Function. A non-word that is used by everyone who has ever done any thing with software.
This functionality will help you overcome the opportunity presented by your synergistic paradigm.
functionality by teej October 16, 2003

functionality 

Officially the douchebaggiest word possible for feature, capability, change, etc.

Used constantly in software development.
Person 1: We think the new functionality will really improve the user experience.
Person 2: *Bitch Slap* You mean you think they'll like the new changes?

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card. 

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible
Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

Functionista 

Someone who consistently wears situationally appropriate clothing.

Anyone who dresses purely according to the dictates of function, in response to actual weather conditions and in pursuit of personal comfort.

The opposite of fashionista.
Prior to climbing the mountain the functionistas gathered at the trail head to triple check the pit zips on their gor-tex jackets, prime their camelbak hydration systems and compare multitools.
Functionista by Todd Zerger August 7, 2007

functionalism 

A French post-structuralist movement in the 1970's that argued that philosophy was a actually a critique of power.

Underwritten by Foucalt.
Foucalt argued that functionalism divided society into a duality of power: oppressed and oppressor.
functionalism by sandraxine September 16, 2018

cosmeto-functionalism 

the concept of designing structures or buildings in such a manner that they look beautiful and are functional (working well).
Cosmeto-functionalism could be a useful concept in design.