Fug the Pug 

A person with the ability to fart with his pinky toe and left nostril. Usually claimed to be pregnant although reports are unsubstantiated about this factor. These people can be captured with an invisible net and require a bait usually of the pornographic variety, a dvd player of 2girls1cup is usually most effective when capturing it.

I was out in the field the other day an caught a Fug the Pug, real nasty one too, nearly bit me.

Fug the Pug by Captain Klamydia July 16, 2009