fuckload

More than a shitload. An unfathomable amount, a larger-than-large quantity.

You're walking down the hall at work and your boss calls out, "how's your day going?" You answer, "Fuckloads of busy!"

by rudymcnasty May 29, 2009

Fuckload

A shit ton of shit tons, or a shit ton squared

"We have a shit ton of shit tons to ship out by tomorrow."

"A whole Fuckload?!!! Pass me a beer, it's gonna be a long night!"

by fattttttttttttty March 5, 2010

Fuckload

Derivative of "shitload". A large amount.

"Damn, we got a fuckload a' potatos"

by Alex Temal November 19, 2004

fuckload

Assuming a fuck lasts 5 minutes, and the speed is 20 thrusts per minute of 5 inches at a time and a penile cross-section of 2 inches squared, a fuckload would be 1000 cubic inches.

I have a fuckload of work to do, I'll go out another time.

by dmxp May 17, 2005

Fuckload

A fuckload is exactly 200 Miles.

"How far have we driven today?"

"We've driven a fuckload"

by Klaser Javasin June 23, 2004

Fuckload

8 dozens of shit in the toilet that it floods into the shower.

My friend Andrew had diarrhea, He took a fuckload and I had to clean the shit

by Meme_Urbanizer420 March 29, 2016

mighty fuckload

Unit of measure to describe masses of great quantity; mass greater than fuckload.

conversion: mighty fuckload = 2.8 fuckloads

Press release: "This new trans-oceanic transport vessel can carry the largest cargo capacity possible! Seven mighty fuckloads!"

by dominocaliente November 8, 2009