Fucking My Cat 

The action of wasting time, hanging out with a significant other, or performing unknown activities with others.

"What are you doing today?... Fucking my Cat!"

"What is everyone doing inside that house?... Fucking their cats"

Fucking My Cat by Sloane Boner June 16, 2009

MY FUCKING CAT 

MY FUCKING CAT IS A TERM FOR MY STUPID MOTHERFUCKING CAT THAT SCRATCHES AND MEOWS AT MY FUCKING DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND WHEN I LET HER IN 5 MINS LATER SHE DOES THE SAME THING TO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM.

"MY FUCKING CAT TASTES LIKE BURNT ORANGE CHICKEN FRIED IN GORILLA PISS"

MY FUCKING CAT by ORANGECHIKE February 27, 2017