A objective comment used to point out the pwning and or triumph of a noob.If you happen to stumble upon a noob and decide to throw down some ownage then the comment can be said by a friend,in no circumstances can you make the comment to validate yourself,if such an action is taken then you render yourself a noob
*a man is on facebook ranting on a post about comic con which was brought up by a female*
(the names were at random)
Man:"Rant Rant Comic con sucks because reasons A & B....blah blah further Rant"
Female:"i disagree because Blah Blah Blah..."
Noob:"check out this drama queen. ranting on a facebook post. gg"
Man:"ever heard of an opinion you cunt!,i can express it anywhere at any place...check out this cool guy acting like he is above the argument but still insist on name calling...if you don't have an argument than SHUT THE FUCK UP...gg"
Mans friend:"OH SHI- FUCK YOUR COUCH NOOB"
(the names were at random)
Man:"Rant Rant Comic con sucks because reasons A & B....blah blah further Rant"
Female:"i disagree because Blah Blah Blah..."
Noob:"check out this drama queen. ranting on a facebook post. gg"
Man:"ever heard of an opinion you cunt!,i can express it anywhere at any place...check out this cool guy acting like he is above the argument but still insist on name calling...if you don't have an argument than SHUT THE FUCK UP...gg"
Mans friend:"OH SHI- FUCK YOUR COUCH NOOB"
by Locusmortis December 22, 2009
by TonyChaos November 27, 2008
by Autumn. <3 August 8, 2009
Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
by Lil' Schmidty May 11, 2006
A funny expression first used on the Dave Chappelle show. Used in context, and whenever.
Fun to say.
Fun to say.
by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx April 8, 2006
This phrase was brought into prominence and popularized by Chappelle's Show in episode #204, where Rick James says "fuck yo couch, nigga" when he is caught kicking mud on Charlie Murphy's white couch.
The phrase entered pop culture lexicon to mean audacious contempt, discontent or disregard for a given standard, convention or ideal, or utter indifference to a given situation.
The phrase entered pop culture lexicon to mean audacious contempt, discontent or disregard for a given standard, convention or ideal, or utter indifference to a given situation.
Man: "Dude, my girl dumped me and I am so hurt."
Man 2: "Man, fuck yo couch nigga, I got my own problems."
Man: "I hope John McCain wins the election in 2008."
Man 2: "fuck yo couch, nigga! Obama will win in 2008!"
Man 2: "Man, fuck yo couch nigga, I got my own problems."
Man: "I hope John McCain wins the election in 2008."
Man 2: "fuck yo couch, nigga! Obama will win in 2008!"
by dareeza August 4, 2008
Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
by Lil' Schmidty May 11, 2006