by newky2k May 13, 2006
by squal_al August 5, 2007
sex which is carried out with the good natured humor and exuberance of a muppet. also can refer to sloppy sex which still manages to be very pleasurable.
we bumped heads a couple of times, and ended up laughing. he kept making these weird faces on purpose. all in all it was a muppet fuck. i think he's a keeper.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
by WBPrime August 14, 2021
I woke up from a long night of drinking and put on a sock that I thought was mine but discovered it was my roommate's fuck muppet when I felt a crusty sensation on my foot.
by Paulie Walnuts 762 September 15, 2019
A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.
by WBPrime August 14, 2021