Your a fuck monkey you got hoes coming out of your ass like you don't even know
by bevis9978 June 14, 2015
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a moron with a small penis who cant "make-a the saix" says group x
ryan seacrest or emo-haters....iam emo and i am god so STFU AND EAT SHIT ON A SHINGLE!!!
bob:ryan seacrest is deep
emo(me):u r a fuck monkey
by emo defender January 16, 2007
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Someone who acts at an extrodinare act of monkeyness while instating sexual intercourse.
"Jana was such a Fuck Monkey last night in bed!"
by OsamaBALLS April 6, 2008
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when you insert preperation H in a womans ass during sex then pull it out and stick it on the tip of your ass making the image of a monkey tail, afterwards the women will usually eat the preperation H pad.
im a hoe with a chick whos willing to give a fuck monkey
by jeremy nemeth bitch May 26, 2007
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Getting to the main point of a movie, conversation or story plot.

As made by the Australian Comedy group, Tripod
King Kong Was good but that movie needed to get to the fucking monkey.

"Dude you were gonna tell me about your night last night with that hot chick. Stop meandering around and get to the fucking monkey."
by Shabang me October 20, 2008
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a retarded phrase that people say when they wake someone up or to make people laugh
by handless April 27, 2009
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An application yet to be made on a Iphone/Android phone which lets you have sex with a virtual monkey.
Guy: Have you downloaded virtual fuck monkey yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.
by Strangefan July 4, 2011
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