fuck monkey

A fuck monkey is a rude and irritating person. They usually are someone who touch people in weird and aggravating ways. (Such as flicking them or slapping their neck randomly.) They are usually very loud as well.

Kyle: *walks by Peter and slaps his neck*
Peter: Screw you, fuck monkey!

by SlutVista March 10, 2016

fuck monkey

A girl who looks like she'll fulfill every sordid whim.
Used as a very simple scale:
Fuck Monkey or Sex Pixie.
Fuck Monkey: Usually in their late teens or early twenties, F.A.B. (firm and bendy).
Sex Pixie: As above, but not as obvious in their intent.

Oi! lads check out the fuck monkey at the bar. I bet she'll go around the world.

by Dom Drums April 19, 2006

fuck monkey

A way of calling some one stupid or a sex slave.

You stupid fuck monkey.

Hes my little fuck monkey.

by Dare Devil February 19, 2003

Fuck Monkey

Whenever you are having sex and you are about to cum so you put your hand under your ass and take a shit, then slap her in the face with it.

She said that she was into some freaky shit. I thought she mean like chains. She went full Fuck Monkey on me.

by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017

fuck monkey

A curse word when you've done something quite stupid. Monkey added on after fuck somewhat softens the word fuck when fuck may seem a bit too harsh.

When you keep missing easy shots in a game of pool you may blurt out "Fuck monkey!!" due to your frustration with yourself.

by Heather December 24, 2003

fuck monkey

to fuck like crazy, screaming and bouning around.

When Sally discovered her vibrator, she was like a fuck monkey without a cage!

by Hank Kowarski February 4, 2007

fuck monkey

a monkey that you fuck so that you can say you lost your vigintity

i have a fuck monkey

by Ashley is a faggot June 12, 2018