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Sumerian Ball Fucker 

When you're older and your balls sag far enough, you can shove them in your own arse and Ball Fuck yourself.
Strange episode of Ancient Aliens last night explained how widowed, Sumerian men (Sumerian Ball Fuckers) would shove their sagging balls up their own ass to achieve a release.

ball of fuckery 

anything that is a complete or total mess, a ball of fuck, a ball of fuckery ( reserved for a huge and total mess of shit )
( Jim is working on his car and obviously does not know what he is doing )

"Jim is an idiot, look at that ball of fuckery"
ball of fuckery by embrey March 27, 2010

mother fucker titty sucker two ball bitch! 

This is how we said it at my (five) elementary schools in California, c. 1978-1985.
If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: “MOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”

cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch! 

the best way to shut up a bible obsessor(: hahahaha bitch!
bible person- hello we would lick to give a pa--

other person - get the fuck off my fucking porch you cock sucker mother fucker two balled bitch!

Fuckerball 

Someone who is such a bitch head that it isn't funny.
Hey, get the fuck out of my way fuckerball!
Fuckerball by queefbagger November 27, 2012

fuckerball 

i hate that fuckerball because of his color.
Whats up my fuckerball