Strange episode of Ancient Alienslast nightexplained how widowed, Sumerian men (Sumerian Ball Fuckers) would shove their sagging balls up their own ass to achieve a release.
If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: “MOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”