Fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law
The long shaft of the law is what you receive when you get caught slippin’ by the police.
It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.
Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.
It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.
Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.
The only way to assuredly avoid getting fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law is to never ever leave the safety of your constitutionally protected house, answer the door for, or talk to anybody.
Fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law by CurrentlyPooping September 4, 2021
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