FuckPig

A man of huge stature who stinks of double vodka and orange juice and electronic cigarette smoke, likes the words "yeah" and "oink" in between sentences, carries around a blow up pig with a human mannequin head attached. Formerly the lead singer of "Papa FuckPig & The FuckPiglets."

Wanders around bars like a lost and confused badger.

OINK YEAH!?
FUCK -

1.
to have sexual intercourse with.
2.
Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.
verb (used without object)
3.
to have sexual intercourse.
4.
Slang. to meddle (usually followed by around or with ).
interjection
5.
Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often followed by a pronoun, as you or it. )

PIG-
1.

a young swine of either sex, especially a domestic hog, Sus scrofa, weighing less than 120 pounds (220 kg)
2.
any wild or domestic swine.
3.
the flesh of swine; pork.
4.
a person of piglike character, behavior, or habits, as one who is gluttonous, very fat, greedy, selfish, or filthy.
5.
Slang. a slatternly, sluttish woman.

- Hence - FuckPig
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A young trashy, overweight, short, girl who compensates for her lack of beauty by being promiscuous.
"Did you find anyone good at the party last night?"

"No I settled for that little fuckpig Amy"
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a sex object - an indiviudal on whom intense sexual energy is focussed.
"i want to marry her and make her my fuckpig."
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A girl that is only good for sex, usually overweight. A fat or 'rubinesque' booty call. Similar to a 'moped' but more specific.
"Man, look at her scarf that burger. I bet she could eat a mean cock, she'd make a perfect Fuckpig."

"I was going over to Hillary's but she bailed. Instead I called my Fuckpig and she's coming over to pick me up."
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An insult used in the armed forces of some countries (Eg New Zealand).

Usually delivered from a Sergeant to a recruit that has just made an error in their assigned task. It is generally delivered at loud volume and as part of a monologue with a special emphasis on the word "fuckpig". Used as a method of motivating the recruit through negative feedback.

Most recruits recognise this as negative feedback and improve their efforts accordingly. However, like most persecuted minorities, some recruits take the insult and wear it as a badge of honour in order to depower it.
At the rifle range, one of the recruits has just fired his weapon at the wrong target.

Sergeant: "Who the fuck is firer number 6?!!". "Smith!!! Smith you FUCKPIG!!! You fucking gumboot, you're shooting the wrong fucking target!"
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upon hitting his nail with the hammer,dave shouted....THE BASTARD FUCKPIG.
by baggy boy March 31, 2003
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